He'd call me bumblebee. [He pulls the towel over his head and starts massaging vigorously]. [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. A little less shh, a lot more schwing. They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. He surely can't! You're just wasting enerGy, MAN: I think he blinked. Mine are driving me crazy. WOMAN: Well, take another! and . Instead, she's found me. MISS TRUNCHBULL runs in, blowing on her whistle, and chases ERIC down until he is pulled into formation by two BIG KIDS. ;)Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our. MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. If you sit around and let them get on top, you You'll fit it in. Looks like rain. A poem? Agatha Trunchbull: One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days. What is the school motto, Miss Honey? Yep! It's the female minor. MISS TRUNCHBULL And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. He had meant to say, "When a child is bad." . No, it's a library book! You show the little brat! Can you spell? MRS WORMWOOD It is, is it? . Nobody but me is gonna change my story. I'm not hinting, but if you did happen to have a story you wanted . You gotta get up! MAN: So hilarious. . Michael: That was Miss Honey. Corny, sweet, and funny all in one. CHILDREN 1 Jenny : Not as brave as you. That lady? It's a good thing I have my library. YoU listen here, my dear, To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. . [accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water] Harry Wormwood: so we manage all lists in categories just go to the table of content in our article and find your needed pickup lines from the article. He always wears suits with loud plaid prints read analysis of Mr. Wormwood. In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme, yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen. MRS PHELPS RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. Watch as her eyes light up and her smile turn into an impressed grin. That's the bananas right there. DOCTOR xYoH)SSY w:!>8615Nqrf Ukg73y,=zr%|X*p ao{~~O{Hp '|\|WOKk%eMJ|lKi@w+g#ZIW0uCAp`i Agatha Trunchbull: Just knock on the door. I'm incredible! She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. MISS HONEY CHILDREN 2 MISS TRUNCHBULL WOMAN: That's right, honey. It's time you learned the family business. Eight times two is sixteen. NIGEL Ha, ha, ha, ha Harry Wormwood: These are some of the best quotes from the fantasy family film Matilda as determined by you and your votes. SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE! With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. Harry Wormwood: [She underlines the sentence on the board.]. MATILDA You should be embarrassed. I . . Don't tell me. You're almost finished. MR WORMWOOD And you know where you'll end up? They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. Any children who object will go straight into the Chokey together! Just write. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna burn down your showroom! Where'd all this come from? Tricks!" You listen here, my dear, The library? My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Harry Wormwood: One day when I'm older, You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? You have to force the little squits to toe the line! Of course I am. Well done, Bogtrotter. [reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard] Agatha Trunchbull: I've got my deal today with the Russians. COUPLES, CHILDREN, and DOCTOR Amanda Thripp: Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. Bye, Mrs Phelps! "tomato"? . The more you'll just look like a fool. 19. Harry Wormwood: MICHAEL sits on his lap. Agatha Trunchbull: I did not! Extra strong. The alphabet? Sued by who? endobj Mrs. Wormwood: Agatha Trunchbull: A little less dressing like your mum. [She takes MATILDA by the wrist and leads her to ERIC's desk.] After your first day of school! If you are having fun, you are not learning. It's the mileage. And remember to be extremely careful. That didn't happen. It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. A little less flat, a lot more heel. MRS PHELPS If you took your time , CHILDREN Harry Wormwood: BIG KID [BEN] Wouldn't you agree, Miss Honey? Is she here? MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! Narrator: [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] MR WORMWOOD The other dancers and judges exit, leaving MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in a dramatic position. If you want to throw the hammer for your country, See who wins. Yes. Agatha Trunchbull: Zinnia Wormwood: MATILDA Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! Matilda? MISS TRUNCHBULL It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! You're a little cheat, you saw the paper. Oliver Twist . The chances of existence almost infinitely small. MATILDA grabs her books and runs off the front of the stage. 4. [hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda] Yes. MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. We don't want to burst a blood vessel on your first day. Harry Wormwood: I'm the best! What? In my school? We have everything . He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. MATILDA MATILDA AAAAAAAHHHH! . This is the cottage from your story! Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. [Looking irritated, she makes her way to BRUCE's side.] Trunchbull: Ten times two is twenty. MATILDA But she is a squib. The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. And . I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. A bell rings. The cars will break down. I love books. A little less brains, a lot more hair. Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, . 3. Miss Honey: MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. Well it's hard for me to remember a specific cake. The stage goes black. Because you're pretty darn sweet. Agatha Trunchbull: You spend us into trouble and you expect me to get us out. BIG KIDS Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! [sees a painting of Ms. Trunchbull] But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up Agatha Trunchbull: "thinking". There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. Ah-ah-aah-ah Once in our Cube of Cash, any money that sticks to your gooey body, you get to take home! MATILDA When the hinges creak and the door is closed, The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. ". . A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. And I shall crush you. What are you looking at? Zinnia's on the phone, talking about her kids, reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard, to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts, He drags Matilda, throwing the book aside, to where Zinnia is, to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers, speaking to Matilda about her and her father, accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water, Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it, Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull, snatching the book from Matilda and tears the pages out of the cover, appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob, after Matilda destroys the Wormwoods' TV with her powers, Harry has ordered out of the house the FBI agents, whom Zinnia had just been talking to, she notices that the chocolate box lid is opened and hangs up, she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely, she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her, Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart, throws carrot from the spoon. I think you'll want your trousers loose. It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that in . If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. I didn't do anything! It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. "But we do not have the one thing in the world we want most.". 21. A single slice, I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town. "It is our destiny ". No, it's fine. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. My mummy says I'm a miracle, Platinum blonde hair dye. What?! He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake! Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, like the kind, courageous people in her books. MRS WORMWOOD MATILDA stares up at her for several long seconds. Mrs. But if I try I can remeMber, MATILDA pauses for several moments, holding the dolls in front of her contemplatively. What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten. Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday. You have to stay inside the circle . That is the biggest hug in the world. Opening lines from children's books to capture new readers, to inspire writers, to reminisce with old favourites. I'm sorry, doctor. Are you going to tell me a story or not? So they say. Agatha Trunchbull: Wonderful. Come on, move you piece of junkyard fodder! See, I know your headmistress. . The announcer from MISS TRUNCHBULL's videos starts commentating. AAAHH! . MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. Each newborn life a canvas yet unpainted, Everybody loves a little something exotic. MATILDA MRS WORMWOOD exits. I stole the cake. DOCTOR I'm the best! Agatha Trunchbull: What? This is Rudolpho! Michael chokes the carrot]. NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? MISS HONEY enters and turns away in shock. MISS TRUNCHBULL In my class, that is, er, there is a little girl called Matilda Wormwood. One hundred and fifty-five brand new luxury cars, sir. Knock on the door, Jenny. Of course you didn't do it, you little twit! [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] MISS HONEY enters and erases the board. . Look what you've done, you stupid woman. Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL Zinnia Wormwood: Tricks!" For being a smart aleck! RG0 "It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world. [into recorder] This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! But wrong. . LAVENDER With your stupid books and your stupid reading. Let out your belt. [Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. I slave all day, and you're entertaining a couple of surfer dude bodybuilders! The boy's a looney. "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! He stands up on a block. . Lovekins, where's my breakfast? I love my school. . We'll wait until she's gone, then we'll go get your doll. Excellent man. We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. . Mrs. Wormwood: But my mummy likes them! . Miss Honey: They dance to the same routine until MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO overtake them with more complicated choreography. Agatha Trunchbull: MAN: Have you seen his school report? I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, Matilda: [insulted] Rudolpho! Ladies and gentlemen! Agatha Trunchbull: BIG KIDS enter menacingly behind the gate. CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. Brand new stock, sir! Don't put honey on your brother. Miss Honey: 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. What a pleasure to see you. Even time loves us.". And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! RUDOLPHO To the rules. Million $ Sticky Host: MISS TRUNCHBULL You have just made a very big mistake. BIG KID [BEN] And that's not right! They're trying to scare us. I told you I was supposed to start school in September. As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt And another door closes. Come along, Bogtrotter. We have everything . My mummy says I'm a miracle. . She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . AAAHH! MISS HONEY Well, Matilda Wormwood. [:g-] Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. MATILDA Oh, my head! ALL GIRLS MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. . ACT 1. MISS HONEY Why? In the world of lame pick-up lines, corny phrases, and straight-out catcalling, there's one form of getting noticed that's neither flimsy nor stupid. Who wants stories? I hope you've enjoyed these lines and had a laugh! Did you see all those packages outside? FBI Agent Bill: Lights up. We're not rich. Whoa! Isn't there something you can do? Back before my life had ended, . Absolutely, sir! Pizza is my second favorite thing that I eat in bed. From offstage, MISS TRUNCHBULL blows on her whistle. [turns and sees Harry's hair] . MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN MR WORMWOOD My mommy thinks they're sweet. MISS TRUNCHBULL Crush that little weasel! But she was about to discover she had a strength a strength she wasn't even aware of. Look at you trying to hide, silly. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Look! The Lord of the Rings . Chocolate cake. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone." Roald Dahl, Matilda tags: books , literature , reading , words Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you're stunning. I am *not* seven years old anymore, Aunt Trunchbull! My mummy says I'm a miracle, What about rules, Honey? Are you a pig, Amanda? Hey, dip face. . How sweet. I will not say anymore! How can I make up my own pickup line? See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. Matilda, 4 Years: I don't know. MRS WORMWOOD Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. A baby, Mrs Wormwood. A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. . Look, I don't have time for all these legalities! Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. Matilda Wormwood: I thought grown-ups weren't afraid of anything. CHILDREN and BIG KIDS appear in the boxes to the upper left and upper right of the stage and sing. And yet every single life, Like you, I was curious, And people would come from miles around: kings! google_ad_width=120; Behind MR WORMWOOD and MATILDA, the scene changes from a living room to MATILDA's bedroom. . They sits and unpack their bags. MRS WORMWOOD They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the . Yes, your teacher. FBI Agent Bob: Matilda Quotes Showing 1-30 of 112 "So Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. A DOCTOR enters. Honest. Oh, I look nice. Bruce Bogtrotter: And now she's after me! Lost your appetite? Oh, Matilda! [He does a split in front of MISS HONEY. Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. Yes, sir. Past Lavender. [turns to Michael] google_color_border="EDC7C2"; What we all suspected. . Nonsense. This living 'eLl. Write this down. "Bambinatum est magitum." Indeed, sir. Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] | 2022 | Maturity Rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. MATILDA enters from her bedroom. There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster. Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. What are you talking about? Here we are, my heartstrings! MATILDA sits down reading a book. He's eaten it all. He drops it again. [Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby]. Miss Honey: I love it here! You're the spitting image. So she's learned a few tricks. No one's gonna care if you don't care, You're going to hug all the air out of me. Standing up for the little spit-ball, are you? My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. And I will Teach you a thing or two. Harry Wormwood: My hands are tied. MATILDA One look at my face and it's plain to see. But if I try I can remember, Matilda: [looking at a portrait of her father] Well, this crime took place before school started. Miss Honey: My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. FBI Agent Bob: NIGEL lies down on the ground. Agatha Trunchbull: Qui mon fella Italiano. And expensive, $9.25 for a bar of soap? [into recorder] MISS TRUNCHBULL 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. But this little girl . What? MR WORMWOOD MATILDA In other words, a pick-up line is an icebreaker or a conversation opener. It's the Trunchbull's speciality. What did you think? Eat. Me, me, me, me. MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. Useless, flamin' car! . MRS WORMWOOD . it isn't fair! Yes, wonderful. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] Even me. [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. Please! I can pretend I'm an . Was it magic? You chose books. She starts the video screens playing again. . If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! What's wrong with me? Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it. Well, you got a light. I need to talk to SOMEBODY besides our stupid kids! Trunchbull: I've got a plane to catch at three. You'll be surprised at how well it works. 1 0 obj The 3rd cost $68. I will get you like you got me. Lord knows we've tried. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a . MRS PHELPS You don't need happiness or self-esteem. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. But unless you want to suffer, listen up Sit down. You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. Michael: Before my happy days were Over, MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. [He takes out a cigar and takes hold of the baby.] Matilda Wormwood! Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. . Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] You're only four years old. I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga! LAVENDER And the second part is Chokey! It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. When I left my home, Aunt Trunchbull's home, I had to leave all my treasures behind. MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. No one's going to listen if you don't shout. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. . MISS HONEY MISS HONEY And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, Soundtracks, hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda, after listing prices of cars bought and sold, he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda, Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves, Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby, mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone, everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in, strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward, whacks the desk again with her riding crop, Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house, grabbing and clenching Miss Honey's wrist very tightly in her fist, suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand, Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. Shut up! One minute in your company, and suddenly I'm thinking of new paint colors. We can have our cake and it it too! You have got to be To hammer throwing, life, and school . The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. I hate pigtails! Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. Patience, my love. [appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob] No one's gonna tell you when to wiggle your bumba. Knock on the door, Jenny. You gotta be loud! Sorry, Miss Trunchbull. Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. Jenny: Oh, yes. Have to admit Kim . RD.com. In the cupboard. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? MATILDA [to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers] Hmm. The ESCAPOLOGIST starts to walk in from the back of the stage. Chew your food; you're an animal! It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine. So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. I think we'd better leave it there, Nigel. Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it! Filthy, nasty things. And it's made of spikes and wood. CHILDREN It's out of the question. What? Why? [to MATILDA] This is your fault. Please, stand, and do as much as you can. Dance competition's over. I didn't, I was on the garage roof. [the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house]. If,1,null Matilda Pick Up Lines. Yes! Even if you're little, you can do a lot. MISS HONEY . It occurred to her that such talking dragons and princesses with hair long enough to climb such people might *only* exist in story books. So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. [suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand] Oh, that's where it's at! But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. His fingie. She stands paralyzed in fear. [to MISS HONEY] You don't! Agatha Trunchbull: Yes. Matilda: MRS PHELPS I told you that was a cheap set. You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? They are good runners, sir. I don't want another one. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. See you tomorrow! Thought you'd pay me back, didn't you? . . Just go back to school! MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. MISS HONEY Are they good runners? Amanda Thripp: Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! Thank you for suggesting it. MATILDA MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. Dosvedoo-dah. That love and fate and a touch of stupidity That's not right. 2. [as Harry switches on Matilda's lamp] MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. You? Ow! Dinners don't microwave themselves, you know! MISS TRUNCHBULL Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was at your house last night, and I think Agatha Trunchbull: MR WORMWOOD The world's greatest acrobat! Agatha Trunchbull: . Agatha Trunchbull: You want Matilda to go to college? MISS HONEY Pokemon Pick Up Lines. WOMAN: Smile for mummy! [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. Just so you all know, she's my best friend! She uses them to carry on a conversation. . Harry Wormwood: MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN MRS WORMWOOD Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. . The hat shrunk! Stop scaring your mother with that book, boy. . RUDOLPHO [hands Michael the cookies] . The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. MISS HONEY The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. Hide me! [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward] If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished. But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. They're individual! [bends down] <>/ExtGState<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 612 792] /Contents 4 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S/StructParents 0>> This one was mine. But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. Check it if you don't believe me. If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, Maybe. They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. And yet, every single life, MR WORMWOOD [Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey]. A party entertainer enters with balloons. It's sweet and romantic, and it's doubtful she'll be able to resist your charm. Matilda: 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. . What is it? [looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us] Secrets. I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. I want to be in school. Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? MRS WORMWOOD Has incredible upper-body strength. ", MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] And instead of a musical fanfare, there was silence, as he solemnly strode into the room. Who the hell do they think they are? No, not there! [She murmurs along to the music.] Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. She taught us with a poem. [to MATILDA] You! Not a jot! Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. 8. MICHAEL gets up and MR WORMWOOD sits down on his recliner. Mr. Wormwood: A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. Matilda quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. AAAHH! . Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day. Agatha Trunchbull: I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. BIG KIDS But not just to see their skill, but also to see their love for each other, which was so deep that it was said that cats would purr as they passed them, and dogs would weep with joy. As long as you dont know it with the volume up. MR WORMWOOD Goofs Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. Restores my faith in human kind. A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. Here in the library again, are we? She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Ciao, Rudolpho. 6. Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. Conclusion - Best Pick Up Lines. Oh And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. You and your father think you can make a fool out of me! MATILDA Above average is average. My, my, that is good. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. [to Nigel] When did this happen? 9. I? My name is Miss Honey. Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. "I have a pen, you have a phone number. You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. You can adopt me. . Trunchbull: We never thought it was possible, MATILDA Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. . To read? The distance the shotput goes, depends upon the effort that you PUT INTO IT. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] MATILDA Matilda: Stop me when this becomes true, but once upon a time, you and I went on a date. . MATILDA I didn't do anything! That's not fair! A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! PARTY ENTERTAINER ], [She turns and walks back to her desk. I'm fed up with all this reading! BIG KIDS This boy's got no fingie. She holds the hat out to him. But I . What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox. Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair? . Trunchbull: Harry Wormwood had unintentionally given his daughter the first practical advice she could use. He got a C on his report! [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head.
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